Houdini's Box

There's a secret passage out of here,
But I don't want to reappear.
I just want to stay with you in here, in Houdini's box

Note to Self

Never take a work call when you’re high. Like, for REALS.

Short List of Male Celebrities that beat and/or rape women.

adventuresofshyree:

blasianxbri:

scifigamingmom:

  • Charlie Sheen
  • Sean Connery
  • Gary Oldman
  • David Hasselhoff
  • Mel Gibson
  • Michael Fassbender
  • Nicholas Cage
  • Gary Busey
  • Bill Murray
  • Eminem
  • Alec Baldwin
  • Phil Hartman
  • Tommy Lee
  • Josh Brolin
  • Sean Penn
  • Woody Allen
  • Roman Polanski
  • Axl Rose
  • Sonny Bono
  • John Lennon
  • Sean Bean
  • Elvis Presley
  • Kelsey Grammar
  • Rob Lowe
  • Chris Brown

Who Tumblr/Internet/Society cares about when they beat/rape women:

  • Chris Brown

THANK YOU.

it’s cause he’s black . let’s be honest  .

(via plueschtiger)

throughallthebumpsandbruises:

rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

Thank god it was said. I thought I was a pervert but there is a really cute guy in the seventh grade and he needs to date my sister because damn he gunn be fineeeeeee

(Source: clurex, via hahaha-no-fuck-you)

always-in-the-clouds:

ASGDJKGJJYKJTKKKUJY!!!  FUCK YOU EVELYN ANN THOMPSON! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
 In another note, Neil Labute is a genius and this is and amazing play. My heart has literally been torn out of my chest and ripped to pieces.

always-in-the-clouds:

ASGDJKGJJYKJTKKKUJY!!!
FUCK YOU EVELYN ANN THOMPSON! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!


In another note, Neil Labute is a genius and this is and amazing play. My heart has literally been torn out of my chest and ripped to pieces.

permanentsmile:

Bill Callahan: Grief :: Ken Marino: Socks

Bill Callahan Curates Ken Marino in a Depiction of the Five Stages of Grief - Flaunt

It started with “it was just a goof,” Ken Marino’s motto in The Ten movie. After that everything in my life was “just a goof” for a good year or two. Then came the Party Down incident. An episode where a broken Ken comes out of the kitchen after the party guests are gone. He’s carrying and eating from a tray of leftover canapés, his stupid pink uniform tie slung over his shoulder to keep it clean for a rapidly approaching future day of more soul crushing work. There’s a world of defeat, anger and pain in his face as he, mid-chew, offers the canapés to the person standing next to him. That shot hit me in a place I didn’t know existed—I laughed doubled over for two hours with short breaks to wonder if I’d ever stop laughing. I tried to pull myself together by thinking of unfunny things like puppies being drowned in a sack or Ron White but even that didn’t stop me. I was watching in a cabin in Big Sur. I had taken a tiny, tiny toke of them tweeds six or seven hours earlier. It couldn’t have been that, could it? No, it was all Ken Marino.Those are the two big reasons that come to mind for choosing Ken as the model in this shoot illustrating the five stages of grief as depicted by a professional sock model. Also, John Witherspoon wasn’t available.

—Bill Callahan

(via kerrikenney)